Stupid Weather Isn't Doing What We Tell It To Do
From The Weather Channel:
They are going to “explain” why this kind of weather is continuing. Well, good grief, everybody knows why it is happening—it’s global warming and climate change. Never before in the history of the earth has this kind of weather every happened before anywhere, they know that because they know the exact weather in every single place in the world, for every single day, every single year, throughout all of earth’s history. So it has to be climate change. Global warming. Even thought it’s May and the weather is cold. Well, it isn’t like the weather hasn’t been cold in May before…oh, maybe it hasn’t…
Don’t worry. One thing you can be absolutely sure of—once the weather DOES start warming up in America this year, they will blame “global warming” and “climate change.” That is a certainty. Actually, it might be a warm summer, there may be an El Nino pop up this year and that usually warms things up a tad. But it won’t be El Nino that is blamed for the heat, it will be you and your SUV. Mark it down.