The World Is Going to End Today!
Actually, in Thailand, it ended yesterday, we just haven’t turned to crisps yet, but you people in America still have a few hours. Greta told us, on June 21, 2018, that we had five years left. So, good-bye, folks, it’s been nice knowin’ ya.
Al Gore predicted, back in 2009, that there would be no ice at the North Pole by 2013. Anybody swum by the North Pole lately? He may have made that prediction while he was flying around on his private jet…
When people stop believing in God, it’s not that they believe nothing. It’s that they will believe anything.